It Never Rains
I hear the Seven Deadly Sins
 And the Terrible Twins came to call on you
 The bigger they are babe
 The harder they fall on you
 And you you're always the same you persevere
 On the same old pleasure ground
 Oh and it never rains around here
 It just comes pouring down
 
 You had no more volunteers
 So you got profiteers for to help you out
 With friends like that babe
 Good friends you had to do without
 And now they've taken the chains and the gears
 From off your merry-go-round
 Oh and it never rains around here
 It just comes pouring down
 
 And your new Romeo
 Was just a gigolo when he let you down
 See the faster they are babe
 The faster they get out of town
 Leaving make up stains and the tears
 Of a clown
 Yes and it never rains around here
 It just comes pouring down
 
 Oh you were just a roller coaster memory
 I don't know why I was even passing through
 I saw you making a date with Destiny
 When he came around here asking after you
 In the shadow of the Wheel of Fortune
 You're busy trying to clear your name
 You say 'I may be guilty yeah that may be true
 But I'd be lying if I said I was to blame
 See we could have been major contenders
 We never got no money no breaks'
 You've got a list of all the major offenders
 You got a list of all their major mistakes
 And he's just standing on the shadows
 Yes and you smile that come-on smile
 Oh I can still hear you say as clear as the day
 'I'd like to make it worth your while'
 
 Ah but it's a sad reminder
 When your organ grinder has to come to you for the rent
 And all you've got to give him
 Is the use of your side-show tent
 Yes and that's all that remains of the years
 Spent doing to rounds
 And it never rains around here
 Well it just comes pouring down
 
 Now you know what they say about beggars
 You can't complain about the rules
 You know what they say about beggars
 You know who's the first to blame his tools
 You never gave a damn about who you pick up
 And leave lying bleeding on the ground
 You screw people over on the way up
 Because you thought that you were never coming down
 And he takes you out in Vaudeville Valley
 With his hand up smothering your screams
 And he screws you down in Tin Pan Alley
 In the city of a billion dreams