Badges, Posters, Stickers, T-Shirts
				
				
				
				Me and my mate we think you're great
				Some we like and some we hate
				I know him I've seen him on the adverts
				Got any badges posters stickers or t-shirts
				
				You were bloody great last time you come
				I thought me 'ead was stuck in the bass drum
				Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts
				Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts
				
				So how'd you get a start in show biz
				My mate's as good on the drums as he is
				My mate thinks I'm bloody cracked
				Please sign my jacket on the back
				
				All them badges made of plastic
				I think they're great, just fantastic
				I'm unemployed, he's still at school
				He gets annoyed 'cause I'm such a fool
				
				You don't half sweat a lot up there
				Have you got showers in here? 
				You're bloody great, my bloody head hurts
				Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts
				
				Yeah, me and my mate like ac-dc
				Hot & sweaty, loud & greasy
				My mom says we're a pair of perverts
				Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts
				
				C'mon mister
				We hitch-hiked here in pouring rain
				Now we've missed the frigging train.
				
				Hey! can I have one of them lagers? 
				Thanks very much, mate. can 'e have one? 
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